Oh! To be a Condom,
Such would be the life for me!
To fit snuggly around a penis
Would be pure heaven send!
Lubrication dreams
Would keep my coat shiney,
Till the moment of Orgasm,
Filled with a residue, slimey.
Oh! To be a Condom,
Such would be the life for me!
And when my top
Entered that mystical Vaginer;
My user best not be screwing
A Bloody whiner,
Cause that bitch
Be in Hellish heat
As my master pumps her
With his meat!
Oh! To be a Condom,
Such would be the life for me!














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~*Mystify people with your intelligence. However, if you can't perform this task, mystify them with your bullshit instead. You know, something you're well-versed in.*~
WHAT I WOULDNT GIVE TO BE A CONDOM LOL NOT FOR THE PENIS PART BUT FOR THE OTHER PART LOL
DEFINATELY A FAV
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SOMETIMES WAR IS THE ONLY SOLUTION FOR PROGRESS TO A BETTER AND MORE PEACEFUL WORLD.... :::ME.....AND IM SURE SOMEONE ELSE TOO:::
WE MUST SUPPORT THOSE WE VOTE TO LEAD US..... AND NEVER FORGET WHERE WE CAME FROM......
:::ME AGAIN:::
"And when my top
Entered that mystical Vaginer;
My user best not be screwing
A Bloody whiner,
Cause that bitch
Be in Hellish heat
As my master pumps her
With his meat!"
Just...NO.
Try harder.
*faves*
This is just brilliant.
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"If this world is what we make it, make it a better place" ~ Iced Earth - Consequences
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Just Goth it!
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Black rose your thorns are cutting into me
Every time I held you I knew that it would hurt
Black rose your thorns are cutting into me for the last time
I don't think I could think of any other words that rhymed with 'whiner'. Yeah, my poetry is quite atrocious, which is probably why I gave up writing any other poetry a long time ago. I'm even surprised people still come across my stuff, I posted that thing like 4 years ago!
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paddirn (pad' ern) n. 1.a. A model or an original used as an archetype. b. A person or thing considered worthy of imitation. 2. A plan, diagram, or model to be followed in making things. 3. A representative sample; specimen or ideal.
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Black rose your thorns are cutting into me
Every time I held you I knew that it would hurt
Black rose your thorns are cutting into me for the last time
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